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Cards.

Pokemon battles. The great leveller.

carded

Weights.

Heavy basket of washing. I’m taking you all with me if I go.

weight-lift-washing

Story time.

Gruff reads one and then I get a turn…eventually…

storytime

Square eyes.

I think I need a fog-horn to get through that tv induced daze…

 

square-eyes

Smashing conkers.

There is a particular way of getting into a conker. Leg up, heel aimed at the spikey little sphere and smash down with full force revealing your shiny prize inside.

conkers

Give the dog a bone.

A nice big bit of antler. Bit of skill there jamming into your mouth sideways like that Bonnie.

give the dog a bone

Tee off.

So good to have understanding neighbours, especially when your son decides to invent a new form of golf (involving a jedi sword and a giant inflatable ball….)

tee off

Evolution.

The moment when you realise your teenage daughter is perfectly capable of watching television and being on her phone all at the same time.

i was watching that

Jumper.

jump

Dog breath.

your breathe stinks

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