You know that last bit of pudding? That last bit of strawberry pavlova sitting there on the table?
The one piece that everyone is looking at but is far too polite to ask for. The one that makes everyone pull a face like Christmas is over…
Well tough because whilst we were all yearning, Evie has just leaned over and scoffed it.
Millie was sent home from school today. She’s not very well. Arnie is on call as cat nurse.
Gruff has unexpectedly closed. Please restart Gruff. If this does not work please run an overnight re-boot.