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Grab Bag
I have a problem.
I want cakes.
But the plastic bag that I have to put my hand into won’t open and I can’t lick my finger.
My glasses are also steaming up so it could very well be a bread roll I’ll be picking up instead.
That’s going to cause riots.
Hello World.
What time is it?
What day is it?
I don’t know. I really had to look on a calendar to see it was Friday.
Apologies for apocalyptic look, it’s trending right now but us mums did it first.
We did our weekly shop today, Myles went this time, he tried a large supermarket but turned around when he saw the queues of people and trolleys.
He went to a smaller one instead and came back victorious with chocolate, crisps, pop, some vegetables and pot noodles. Other sensible things were bought but those are, (let’s face it) the ones that are getting us through this time inside.
The nightmare shopping trip before Christmas.
To anyone I bopped with my wrapping paper rolls, sorry.
The Shopping Waddle.
Take the strain, don’t waddle, dont waddle.
You’re waddling Ang, there you go, waddling back to the car like a penguin.
Dew dew Dildo!
Well what would you think two adults would do on a day off without the kids….go and snigger at the stuff in Anne Summers of course.
Shopping for me.
Let your children decide what to put on you. My lot have decide their Mum is a very classy woman indeed. They know what I like.
Fitting In…
Post pregnancy I’m a little lost without my elastic waistbands…it’s strange,
all the fashion has changed, where have I been?
Shopping in Aldi.
If you have the packing skills of a ninja and a purse as broke as mine, then why not take the kids for a shopping experience at Aldi.
First of all is the wonderful array of tat that you find strangely compelled to buy. Useless? No it’ll be really useful that, erm, collection of scented in soles . Look I can even cut them out to fit my feet!
Oh yes and there’s the fascinating tins in different languages. Want tomatoes? Well tough, you’ve got a tin with a picture of a tomato on and something else…
oh well, chuck it in the trolley, I’m sure no one will notice the difference in the spag boll…
Shopping…click on the post to enlarge…
Oh look more rain, oh yes that would be because it’s summer. Maybe the sun will try and come soon….
Doodlemum 