Nothing settles Gruff when he’s teething.
Good evening sir, I see we have requested my presence, what is it to be tonight?
Bonjela and teething powder cocktail? Or would a Calpol and Nurophen mixer go down well tonight sir? May I recommend the special sir? Yes that’s the cuddle, works very well and can go on for as long as sir wishes.
And we have peace for the now.